Occupy the Floor

Today we decided that we would take Buster for a walk at Capitol Lake.  It was such a nice day that we thought he might enjoy it.  However, Chip was not looking forward to getting ready and leaving the house.  Clearly this is a difficult task when you wake up at 10:30AM and it is now noon.  In protest to us leaving the house, Chip threw himself to the floor and decided to Occupy the Floor.  While lying on the floor Chip sang protest songs.  At this point in time, I thought “what is the best way to motivate my husband?”  Then it came to me, how do the police motivate protestors? They beat them up!  So I proceeded to poke Chip (some pokes were gentler than others) to motivate him to get off the floor.  However, he is one tough fella and this method did not work very well.  Therefore, I thought “What would the police do now?”  Then it came to me “PEPPER SPRAY!”  Yes, pepper spray would do the trick!  Well seeing as though I do not keep pepper spray around the house, I grabbed some Bath and Body Works Body Spray.  With my “pepper spray” in hand, I proceeded to spray my protester (don’t worry it didn’t get in his face, I’m not cruel!).  While I sprayed Chip, I yelled “Roll over grandma!”  Whereas Chip yelled (while laying in the fetal position) “I’m pregnant.” In the end, this whole event only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was hilarious!